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5. I Ain't Floofy!
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Though this small dog objects fiercely about being called "floofy," the data points clearly against his argument. His amazing coat produces an almost exactly spherical silhouette that challenges his attempts to uphold a tough-guy image. His clearly beautiful beauty contrasts with his evident need to be taken seriously creates an absolutely wonderful dynamic. He might oppose to the continuous cooing and efforts at cuddles, but his fluffy exterior renders resistance useless. Given his marshmallow-like look, even his possible objections would probably come across as more appealing than menacing. His ideal image and his actual appearance provide a wonderful reminder that perhaps our most appealing traits are the ones we most attempt to suppress.
